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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description></description><title>Place where I put all my emo crap</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @scarlatti)</generator><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bemusedlybespectacled.tumblr.com/post/50332086608/if-you-ever-think-mythology-is-boring-or-serious"&gt;bemusedlybespectacled&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word &lt;span&gt;ḱerberos, which evolved into the &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;greek word kerberos&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;ḱerberos means “spotted”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;that’s right&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog &lt;em&gt;spot&lt;/em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/50790282079</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/50790282079</guid><pubDate>Sun, 19 May 2013 15:10:22 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/63cfed4fa78a21f0d80d2a0020d9bfa0/tumblr_mi2qe63vde1s2yqd9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/43404348637</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/43404348637</guid><pubDate>Tue, 19 Feb 2013 02:09:07 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>dont-call-me-maybe:

thecomedyreliefcharacter:

mssecondopinionson:

a friendly tip: if you feel the...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dont-call-me-maybe.tumblr.com/post/34081660597/thecomedyreliefcharacter-mssecondopinionson"&gt;dont-call-me-maybe&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thecomedyreliefcharacter.tumblr.com/post/29801892437/mssecondopinionson-a-friendly-tip-if-you-feel"&gt;thecomedyreliefcharacter&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mssecondopinionson.tumblr.com/post/29799570790/a-friendly-tip-if-you-feel-the-urge-to-self-harm"&gt;mssecondopinionson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;a friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. it relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. therapists have used this with their patients and i have tried it myself it works pretty well&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Okay wow this is now my favourite post on Tumblr. Signal boost into infinity.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;for any of my beautiful followers who self harm&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/34760333235</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/34760333235</guid><pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2012 00:29:09 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Neil Gaiman: Books and Bars: now rebloggable</title><description>&lt;a href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/34258212744/books-and-bars-now-rebloggable"&gt;Neil Gaiman: Books and Bars: now rebloggable&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/34258212744/books-and-bars-now-rebloggable"&gt;neil-gaiman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;div class="post_question medium"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Hello! I am 22 and a complete introvert. I have always found solace and companionship in books, something which I have never regretted. However, I am struggling with pressure to live differently. Being in my early 20’s, I am constantly told by my friends to go to more bars more nights of the…&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/34272008276</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/34272008276</guid><pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 12:06:18 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Oh, I like these :)</title><description>Harry Potter: Tell us about a scar on your body&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Hermione Granger: What is your favorite book, how many times have you read it, and why do you love it?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Ron Weasley: Something you're afraid of?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Luna Lovegood: One thing that makes you different from everyone else.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Fred Weasley: Can you do any magic tricks? What is the best one you can do? If you can't do any, what's the best one you've seen?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
George Weasley: What is the best prank you've ever played on someone?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Neville Longbottom: Tell us an embarrassing story.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Narcissa Malfoy: Do you have a good relationship with your family? Who are you closest to?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Voldemort: If you were to create a Horcrux(s), what would it be and why?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Bellatrix Lestrange: Have you ever loved someone who could never love you back?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Ginny Weasley: Have you ever been in love with an unexpected person?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Hedwig: If you went to Hogwarts, what kind of pet would you bring? (ex: cat, owl, rat, frog)&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Draco Malfoy: Is it better to be feared or to be loved?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Rubeus Hagrid: What is your favorite mystical creature?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Dolores Umbridge: Make a list of rules that your family (or whoever you choose) would have to follow if you made the rules.&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Lucius Malfoy: What is your most prized possession? &lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Molly Weasley: What is the proudest moment of your life?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Dobby: Who are you most loyal to?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Sirius Black: Have you ever been accused of doing something you didn't do?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Argus Filch: What's the worst job you've ever had?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Dudley Dursley: How many presents do you usually receive on your birthday?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Peter Pettigrew: Are you a leader or a follower?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cedric Diggory: Have you ever had a near death experience?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Albus Dumbledore: What is the greatest obstacle you have ever overcome in your life?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Minerva McGonagall: What is your favorite spell?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Severus Snape: Are you a trustworthy person?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Remus Lupin: If you transform into any one animal or creature, which one would it be?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Uncle Vernon: What is your favorite day of the week?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Mad Eye Moody: Who is the bravest person you know?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Arthur Weasley: What do you think is the best "muggle" invention?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Professor Sprout: What is your favourite class that is offered at Hogwarts?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Nymphadora Tonks: If you could change one thing about your appearance what would it be?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Moaning Myrtle: What is something that always makes you cry?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
James Potter: Would you risk your life to save someone you truly love?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Lily Potter: What color eyes do you have?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Professor Trelawney: Have you ever dreamt something was going to happen and then it happened?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Mr. Ollivander: What would your wand look like?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Lavender Brown: Who is the last person who texted and have you ever had a crush on them?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Cho Chang: If you were on the Quidditch team, what position would you play?&lt;br /&gt;&#13;
Aunt Petunia: What is your favorite flower?</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/33423493175</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/33423493175</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 21:03:23 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mabtsqEreZ1r2rfrbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/33408450115</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/33408450115</guid><pubDate>Fri, 12 Oct 2012 13:02:51 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Yep, typical day for me</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3snmfqRQe1qc0urbo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3snmfqRQe1qc0urbo2_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Yep, typical day for me&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/31376734024</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/31376734024</guid><pubDate>Wed, 12 Sep 2012 12:17:22 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>more memory than time: 20 Things I Should Have Known at 20. </title><description>&lt;a href="http://calciumatlantic.tumblr.com/post/24351794915/20-things-i-should-have-known-at-20"&gt;more memory than time: 20 Things I Should Have Known at 20. &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://purplechansey.tumblr.com/post/24316551922/20-things-i-should-have-known-at-20"&gt;purplechansey&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theburiedlife.tumblr.com/post/24011465597/20-things-i-should-have-known-at-20"&gt;theburiedlife&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1. The world is trying to keep you stupid.&lt;/strong&gt; From bank fees to interest rates to miracle diets, &lt;a href="http://inoveryourhead.net/how-to-recognize-an-idiot/"&gt;people who are not educated&lt;/a&gt; are easier to get money from and easier to lead. Educate yourself as much as possible for wealth, independence, and happiness.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2….&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/30353789168</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/30353789168</guid><pubDate>Tue, 28 Aug 2012 11:00:31 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>lilli-zen:

F.A.N.T.A.S.T.I.C.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m955b1pWZj1re574ko1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lilli-zen.tumblr.com/post/29994424867/f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c"&gt;lilli-zen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;F.A.N.T.A.S.T.I.C.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/30012017731</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/30012017731</guid><pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 13:22:37 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>now-this-is-living:

That, “come on quick, hit you like a brick, deeply in love after 1 week” kind...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://now-this-is-living.tumblr.com/post/29842550555"&gt;now-this-is-living&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;That, “come on quick, hit you like a brick, deeply in love after 1 week” kind of love never works out. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The kind of love that works is when you watch your best friend eat a whole large pizza, listen to them burp, and still want to be around them and maybe even kiss them all night. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yes. This.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/29873431922</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/29873431922</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2012 13:05:00 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>princegloomy:

Posted on behalf of Ness and Metzy:

 So late...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yj35RWtc1qbbha9o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yj35RWtc1qbbha9o2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princegloomy.tumblr.com/post/28317020021/posted-on-behalf-of-ness-and-metzy-so-late"&gt;princegloomy&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;Posted on behalf of Ness and Metzy:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; So late evening on the 28th of July, my inquisitive adorable luminescent cat  Loki got on the wrong end of a dog’s mouth and got attacked.We took him to the local Animal Hospital where he is currently at. &lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; He is out of surgery and damage fixed up for the most part, his left leg had more muscle damage than the right, and he is on various drips and drains. Pelvic fracture definite.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; He’s out of critical stage and into stableish, they’re fixing his bloodwork to get it back to some semblance of normal. he isn’t out of the woods yet but as long as he doesn’t do anything fucking retarded like have his kidneys fail, tomorrow we should have a better indication of a more positive prognosis.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Clearly from the image you can see some severe bruising on his belly but thankfully it’s all surface bruising and not anything internal. That and him being entirely half shaven, drugged up and covered in tubes and needles, he took a few seconds during our visit to voice his extreme displeasure at his predicament.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Thus far the bill is at 2.5k and climbing, and he’s only been in there overnight. I can’t even begin to tell you how much I *don’t* have the money to cover this right now. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; So as much as I hate asking for help, I hate the thought of losing my little man a hell of a lot more.&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; No donation is too small, and every bit helps me cover the costs to get Loki back on his feet. I’m not going to write you off the xmas card list if you can’t, I’m just throwing out options here on what I can do to avoid the “oh you can’t afford it well we’re putting him down” option which will utterly break my heart. &lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; Please share this with some peeps as well, seriously if someone can only spare $2 but then I get a whole mess of people doing the same thing, it’s still going to go a long way to helping out.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;span&gt;&lt;span class="text_exposed_show"&gt;Please donate &lt;a href="http://lokionallfours.chipin.com/mypages/view/id/1df1c46449cf735d"&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; or here’s the direct link: &lt;a href="http://lokionallfours.chipin.com/mypages/view/id/1df1c46449cf735d"&gt;&lt;a href="http://lokionallfours.chipin.com/mypages/view/id/1df1c46449cf735d"&gt;http://lokionallfours.chipin.com/mypages/view/id/1df1c46449cf735d&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/28384969623</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/28384969623</guid><pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2012 13:16:26 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>brookelynne:

jonathangoldberg:

PRINT GIVEAWAY 
On behalf of...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m76szzGiYf1qm2zpbo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brookelynne.tumblr.com/post/27301230289/brooke-lynne-print-giveaway"&gt;brookelynne&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jonathangoldberg.tumblr.com/post/27258717642/brooke-lynne-print-giveaway"&gt;jonathangoldberg&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;PRINT GIVEAWAY &lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;span&gt;On behalf of &lt;a href="http://brookelynne.tumblr.com"&gt;Brooke Lynne&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;and myself, I will be giving away a Print (pictured above).&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The print will be signed by me. Everyone should go encourage Brooke to come back to New York so that she can sign it as well. It is not a small print – dimensions are 13x19. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;The rules:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;1) You &lt;strong&gt;must&lt;/strong&gt; be following &lt;a href="http://jonathangoldberg.tumblr.com"&gt;me&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt;2) You &lt;strong&gt;must&lt;/strong&gt; be following &lt;a href="http://brookelynne.tumblr.com"&gt;Brooke&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;3) You &lt;strong&gt;must&lt;/strong&gt; ♥ and/or re-blog this post, doing both will count as two entries.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The winner will be picked at random, and will be announced via tumblr on August 31st.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Thank you all, and best of luck!&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is an awesome print!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Good luck!  :)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/27308366038</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/27308366038</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2012 13:55:30 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Reblog for a creepy compliment in your ask.</title><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/25825751381</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/25825751381</guid><pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2012 12:37:38 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>penguinabominations:

mollym4c:

lussssst:

ind-ie:

ruoloc:


Th...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyo9jgkVpb1qa0v77o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://penguinabominations.tumblr.com/post/25141684081/mollym4c-lussssst-ind-ie-ruoloc-this"&gt;penguinabominations&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mollym4c.com/post/25120893890"&gt;mollym4c&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lussssst.tumblr.com/post/23218742742/ind-ie-ruoloc-this-is-someone-dying-while"&gt;lussssst&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ind-ie.tumblr.com/post/23218078408/ruoloc-this-is-someone-dying-while-having-an"&gt;ind-ie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ruoloc.tumblr.com/post/17034722530/this-is-someone-dying-while-having-an-mri-scan"&gt;ruoloc&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;span&gt;This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins that make you feel a range of emotions. Tragically beautiful.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;wow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Can never not reblog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;this is crazy. they say this is when ‘your life flashes before your eyes’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OH GOD ITS BACK&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/25157205375</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/25157205375</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jun 2012 23:38:40 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>"love is how you know you're doing things right" - Scott Adams</title><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/20886284861</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/20886284861</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2012 13:36:00 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Neil Gaiman: As requested by too many people: making the last post rebloggable</title><description>&lt;a href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/18932682858/as-requested-by-too-many-people-making-the-last-post"&gt;Neil Gaiman: As requested by too many people: making the last post rebloggable&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://neil-gaiman.tumblr.com/post/18932682858/as-requested-by-too-many-people-making-the-last-post"&gt;neil-gaiman&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;div class="question clearfix"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a class="asker" href="http://birdartpoetry.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;birdartpoetry&lt;/a&gt; asked: Mister Gaiman, you’re kickass. I was just wondering, what do you think is the best way to seduce a writer? I figured your answer would be pretty spectacular.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;div class="regular_body answer"&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people,…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/div&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/18991951225</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/18991951225</guid><pubDate>Fri, 09 Mar 2012 16:03:14 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>reblog if you're unattractive and awkward.  </title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mortykins.tumblr.com/post/17414333285/reblog-if-youre-unattractive-and-awkward"&gt;mortykins&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/post/17413520570/reblog-if-youre-unattractive-and-awkward"&gt;laughingstation&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;a href="http://laughingstation.tumblr.com/"&gt;Click me!! for more funny posts!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;WOO!&lt;/p&gt;
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FEATURED AT HEYFUNNIEST. FOLLOW NOW!
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lva4l5a4KZ1qe6s2do1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://miguelofthedark.com/post/15774187128/featured-at-heyfunniest-follow-now"&gt;heyfunniest&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="295" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnk7s2xixH1qm7c8ho1_400.gif" width="400"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p class="gone"&gt;&lt;a href="http://heyfunniest.tumblr.com/"&gt;FEATURED AT &lt;strong&gt;HEYFUNNIEST&lt;/strong&gt;. FOLLOW NOW!&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/15820046914</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/15820046914</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Jan 2012 18:46:53 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Cuteness overload!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxcmmjDNmM1qfjjglo1_r2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Cuteness overload!&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/15441263698</link><guid>http://scarlatti.tumblr.com/post/15441263698</guid><pubDate>Sat, 07 Jan 2012 16:38:37 +1000</pubDate></item><item><title>Rob Delaney: On Depression &amp; Getting Help</title><description>&lt;a href="http://robdelaney.tumblr.com/post/414007899/on-depression-getting-help"&gt;Rob Delaney: On Depression &amp; Getting Help&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zooeydeschanel.tumblr.com/post/14880696244/rob-delaney-on-depression-getting-help"&gt;zooeydeschanel&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sronson.tumblr.com/post/14876672725/rob-delaney-on-depression-getting-help"&gt;sronson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;This was originally posted February 26, 2010.&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;br/&gt;I deal with suicidal, unipolar depression and I take medication daily to treat it. Over the past seven years, I’ve had two episodes that were severe and during which I thought almost exclusively of suicide. I did not eat much and lost weight during…&lt;/p&gt;
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